REFTA REVIEWED ON GMA NEWS ONLINE

Now we’re talking. Best review so far since she got all the nuances / subtleties. Thanks, GNO!

IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE TRANS-HUMAN ROBOTS

Matt Damon as ex-criminal turned sci-fi savior? You can buy it with this one, from the same director of “District 9.” 

DURUGISTA, ETC

My review of the newest Soderbergh movie, “Side Effects” is now up online. Not exactly a PSA for a drug-free America, it does raise some serious shtie about the abuse of prescription pills.

FEAR AND GONZO (KMFDM at DIG Radio’s The BJ Show)

Look ma, I’m on intarwebz TV!

BROMANCING THE BEER BABE

NOTE: Another unpublished piece. This one was too product heavy that it smacked of PR. I tried not to make it sound like spin so this is the little gremlin that came out. I’ve also put back all the parts that would have been cleaned out in a “respectable” publication.

The COLT 45 Beer Angels are a guy’s best drinking buds. With girl parts. 

Magnum, Hallertau and Nugget may sound like spy names from a bad Ian Fleming rip off, but in the context of beer hops they sound way sexier.

Colt 45’s newest celebrity endorsers are Denise Laurel, Bela Padilla and Cesca Litton. They’ve been tasked to embody the three kinds of hops in the new beer variant from Asia Brewery. Put in a most succinct, action-packed way in the 45 seconds TV commercial that’s been airing since early this month (sometime late 2012).

If you haven’t actually seen the TVC, then go on and click the video link to behold this trifecta of booze, sex, and leather-clad physicality.

REPORT FROM THE ABYSS

Cover and inside illustrations by Tom Estrera III. From Visprint Inc. March 2013. Booyah \m/

SCRIMSHAW OF THE NU

My coverage of the Dutdutan XII Tattoo Expo is now up on Rappler.com. `Twas two days of blood and buzzing.