YOUR CAKE IS COLDER THAN DEATH

December 20, 2011

Problems with spicing up a vegetarian diet this yuletide season while still keeping your bad to the bone, spiky armband, hellbent for thigh-high boots image?

Look no further than Chow’s Vegan Black Metal Chef’s recipe for Yule Log Cake and tremble at the awesomeness of the truly bad ass cooking implements, from the spiky-rimmed mixing bowl, the uber-sharp to the skull head mace stirrer.

The BM Chef also gives specific, step by step instructions accompanied by apt blast beats, fuzzy downtuned guitars and the kind of bass you can play tinikling on.

Tasty, heavy AND very Christmas-y!

It’s the ultimate pastry ov black metal.

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